darvillains:

[AGGRESSIVELY REJECTS ADULTHOOD]

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit)

(Source: bumisquared)

sassminsterabbey:

don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with

(Source: zamwinchester)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

image

Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this.